Recently I came in possession of a few books on cricket, including a biography and an autobiography. That made me think what the titles would be if some of the Indian cricketers decided to put their lives on print.
Irfan Pathan – I used to be a fast bowler
Ajit Agarkar – Get your ducks in a row
Sreesanth – Show the other cheek, said Jesus
Yuvraj Singh – Mom’s the word
Ashish Nehra – What happens in St. Lucia, stays in St. Lucia
Harbhajan Singh – Maa ki See, Maa ki do
Sachin Tendulkar – God promise, I didn’t hear it
Sourav Ganguly – Striptease
Rahul Dravid – The Bridesmaid’s tale
MS Dhoni – At the end of the day
Zaheer Khan – Return of the dead
Virender Sehwag – I’m a better clone than Dolly the sheep
Send in your suggestions for VVS Laxman, Gautam Gambhir, Munaf Patel et al. Its open season, folks.